Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough

I've been in deep thought today about "Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough".  Is there an actual chicken in the bread pan picking out dough bits?  Do people allow chickens to do this!?  Where have I been in life that my chickens can do the hefty dough pickin' for me.  Normally dough is chucked into the yard for the chickens.  As much as I love the hoodlums,  no way am I allowing them into my half pristine kitchen to peck off my counter.

Anyways, Chicken sweater sales are tanking because of El Nino and the unusually mild winter.  I've been knitting and crocheting until my fingers are numb to get ready for next winter. 

I've also started dabbling in cat hats.  Yes, hats for your cat.  Wonderful feline friendly party hats, aviator hats, Viking hats!  The possibilities are endless.  Not that my cats are excited about becoming models.  In fact my arms are a wee bit mutilated from putting said hats on my cats :(  They have turned their backs on me and my wild crocheting fingers.